Robert Pattinson Associated with the Real Dracula, Vlad Implaer
June 24, 2010
So that’s why he was so believable! Just to start “Eclipse”, genealogy researchers have found evidence that the most famous fictional vampire of our time, Robert Pattinson, refers to the most famous vampire of all time, Vlad Implaer.
According to the Associated Press, researchers Ancestry.co.uk showed that 24-year-old “Twilight” is a piece with Vlad III Dracula, Vlad Tepes known, widely considered the Transylvanian leading inspiration to the basic nature of the legendary Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel “Dracula.”
The relationship between Pattinson and Vlad apparently goes through their general attitude towards the British royal family. England, Prince William and Prince Harry Pattinson in distant relatives, and Vlad Tepes was their distant uncle. Vlad was born in Transylvania, the rules of the region now known as Romania (then called Wallachia) from 1456 to 1462. Known as “the Impaler, Vlad was known to carry out their enemies, driving wooden stakes into their bodies.
“Tracing back to Pattinson, Vlad was difficult to research, but also pieces that are created to solve the perfect accompaniment to the” Twilight Saga, “said Anastasia Tyler, in the genealogy of Ancestry.com.” Without any myth or magic, we find the royalty and vampires hiding in Pattinson in life – making his story as well as the supernatural, as one, he plays on screen. ”
And, because only the writer could dream of, the people at Ancestry.com say that “Twilight” series by Stephenie Meyer also has links with the British princes kind, which means that, yes, she also refers to Dracula.
Latarian Milton Biography
June 7, 2010
At seven years old, Latarian Milton is the world’s youngest irl troll. Since his mom was a rock-smoking 16-year-old Sheneequa when he was born, his grandmother has to pick up the pieces and raise him.
For some guaranteed lulz, he stole his grandmother’s SUV, pwn’ed several mailboxes, hit at least 100 other cars, and eventually totalled the SUV. He said he was mad at his mom, but he really just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with his friend who smokes with cigarettes ’cause it’s fun to do bad things.
They can’t put him in jail because his manboobs would be titty raeped by Bubba, his future self. You see, if your future self rapes you, it will disrupt the time-space continuum and all existence will collapse into a quantum point inside your asshole. The seven year-old niglet proves that the stereotypes about black people that liberals love to dispute.
It’s common knowledge that the term “hoodrat” refers to sex partners you fuck on the hood of your car because they’re so fugly that you don’t want your housemates knowing what you’re willing to put your genitals up against. Good to see that Latarian is at peace with the fact that he’s basically undeserving of love and respect.
“Paris Latsis”
November 17, 2009
“Paris Latsis”:Monday night’s New Moon premiere in Los Angeles was like déjà vu for many of the stars of the film, who walked the same red carpet a year ago at the premiere of their blockbuster hit, Twilight. But Nikki Reed says she feels drastically different this time around, thanks to boyfriend Paris Latsis.
“When you date someone who loves the outdoors, it’s inspiring,” says the actress, who portrays vampire Rosalie Hale in the movie. “I’ve learned from my boyfriend. I’ve taken on his lifestyle.”
And that’s a good thing. Reed, 21, who has been dating Latsis, 27, since this summer, was so inspired by his love of outdoor sports that she quit smoking. “Instead of gaining weight, I lost weight,” she says. “I started going to the gym and taking care of myself. I’m into outdoor sports like hiking, windsurfing, water-skiing. I’m much more active and much happier.”
She’s also much more accustomed to the hoards of screaming Twilight fans who camped out for as many as five days to increase their chances of meeting the film’s stars. “Last year, I was like, hyperventilating. I don’t want to say I’ve gotten used to it, but my palms aren’t sweating as much,” she says. “I love walking up to my fans and saying, ‘Thank you for coming.’ It’s more real.
